Well, faithful reader(s), it's my woeful duty to inform you that I'm going on vacation for two weeks, and I don't expect to so much as look at Thoughts Dowinion in that time. The good news is that I'm taking this break in the dead season, so we likely won't miss out on much as far as entertainment goes.
I know. I'll miss you too.
Stay strong for both of us, okay? You're the man of the house now.